Madame Xu's Lunar News
Monthly Horoscope orations from our resident Hong Kong oracle.
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001. How to Read the Lunar News: Get Yourself Oriented
Every month, Madame Xu reads the phase of the moon and the energy of the year to give you a general outlook. This is the big weather report - the emotional climate, the pressure in the air, who should move, who should hide, and who should behave themselves.
These monthly general insights are free...
Feb 11, 2026
002. Yang Metal Tiger Moon
  Listen carefully. First moon of the year and everybody already running around like headless chicken. Stop it. This is Tiger Moon, not Rabbit Moon. You don’t chase during Metal Tiger. You crouch. You breathe. You watch who is making noise and who is actually moving pieces. Yang Metal is blade ...
Feb 11, 2026
000. Meet the Expert: An Introduction to Madame Xu
The Family Mystic, Chain-Smoking Oracle, and Lunar Gossip Queen
Born in the Year of the Wood Rabbit, during the Hour of the Wood Snake, Madame Xu (pronounced “Shoo”) is the chain-smoking, blunt-talking, wildly beloved family mystic you never knew you needed. A staple of her Hong Kong neighborhood...
Feb 10, 2026
Madame Xu's Lunar News