001. How to Read the Lunar News: Get Yourself Oriented
Every month, Madame Xu reads the phase of the moon and the energy of the year to give you a general outlook. This is the big weather report - the emotional climate, the pressure in the air, who should move, who should hide, and who should behave themselves.
These monthly general insights are free for everyone to enjoy. Even if you don’t know your animal, you can still read the sky.
After the general reading, Madame Xu offers a Monthly Summary - a distilled understanding of what this moon demands from all of us. Slow down? Strike fast? Lay low? This is your compass.
Research your Branch
Each moon highlights one animal more than the others. That animal receives a full breakdown:
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A focused reading for the month
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Insights on Health, Money, and Love
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A Lucky Color
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Lucky Numbers
This featured animal reading is available to our free subscribers.
If it’s your animal’s turn, you’re in luck.
Get the Full Scoop
The remaining eleven animals receive their full readings - including health, money, love, lucky color, and lucky numbers - inside the paid subscription for $3/month.
Three dollars. Less than your fancy coffee - basically a dime a day. More useful than your cheesy mobile horoscope app.
Health, Money & Love - In that Order!
Madame Xu is practical.
Health comes first because nothing else matters without it. Strong body, steady mind. This requires personal responsibility and simple, consistent habits - not drama.
Wealth comes second as a functional means of survival. With health as a baseline, we build stability. Money is not for showing off. It is for sustaining health over time.
Love comes last. The cherry on top. Without health and wealth, we become dependent, needy, clingy. With health and wealth sorted, we show up whole - complete - and capable of loving without desperation.

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